GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! For example when that winger went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like